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Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Feds?

Herbert J. Storing (Ed.), The Anti-Federalist; Writings by the Opponents of the Constitution, selected by Murray Dry from The Complete Anti-Federalist, University of Chicago Press, 1985, pp. 374, consisting of material originally written 1787-8.

 

Genuine Wise Guys

Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, John Jay, The Federalist Papers, New American Library, 1961. First published as newspaper articles, 1787-8.

Heroic Autonomy

 

Varieties of Amateurism

Amateurism in British Sport: it matters not who won or lost? Ed. D. Porter and S. Wagg (Routledge, 2008, pp. 201)


Bloomsbury’s Hombre

Gerald Brenan, South from Granada, Penguin Books, 1963. First published by Hamish Hamilton in 1957.


WSG and the English Satirical Tradition

W.S.Gilbert, The Savoy Operas Volume I with an Introduction by David Cecil and Notes on the Operas by Derek Hudson, pp.396 and Volume II with an Introduction by Bridget D’Oyly Carte, also with Notes on the Operas by Derek Hudson, pp. 423, Oxford University Press (World’s Classics), 1962. First produced 1875-96.


The Impossibility of Being Mediaeval

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sir Nigel, John Murray, 1965, pp. 371. First published by Smith, Elder & Co., 1906.


On being from “the North”

Stuart Maconie, Pies and Prejudice: in search of the North, Ebury Press, 2007, pp. 338


The Founder of the Feast

Charles Dickens, “A Christmas Carol”, pp. 19-85 of Christmas Books, Collins, 1979, pp. 383. First published 1843.


Monologue Concerning Unnatural Religion

Christopher Hitchens, God is Not Great: the case against religion, Atlantic Books, 2007, pp. 307.


Highmindedness – and in its Purest Form

John Stuart Mill, Autobiography, in John Stuart Mill, Autobiography and Literary Essays, being Volume I of the Collected Works, edited by John M. Robson and Jack Stillinger, University of Toronto Press and Routledge & Kegan Paul, 1981, pp. 1-290 including alternative versions of the text. First published 1873.


The Prime Minister who “Got it”

John Major, More than a Game: the story of cricket’s early years, Harper, 2007, pp. 433


The Lost Theory of the Psychowannabe

Harold D. Lasswell, Psychopathology and Politics, A New Edition with Afterthoughts by the Author, Viking Press, New York, 1960, pp. 319. First published 1930.


All the History You’ll Ever Need to Know

W.C.Sellar and R.J.Yeatman, 1066 and All That, illustrated by John Reynolds, Gent., Methuen, 1930, pp. 115.


Marxism’s Trojan Horse?

Antonio Gramsci, The Modern Prince and other writings, translated by Louis Marks, International Publishers (New York), 1968, pp. 192. (Italian versions in Antonio Gramsci, Gli Intellettuali (pp. 282) and Note sul Machiavelli (pp. 475), both Editori Riuniti (Rome), 1971.


A Discussion in Three Acts

Bernard Shaw, Major Barbara, Longman’s Study Texts, 1985, pp. 173. First published 1907.


School Story

Herbert Hayens, Play Up, Buffs!, Collins, 1925, pp. 314


Fascist? Moi?

Giovanni Gentile, Origins and Doctrine of Fascism, with selections from other works, translated, edited and annotated by A. James Gregor, Transaction Publishers, fourth printing, 2007.

Foodies, Faddies, Fogeys and Fanatics.

Digby Anderson, The English at Table, The Social Affairs Unit, 2006, pp. 150.

The Play’s the Thing – remember

Brenda James and William D. Rubinstein, The Truth Will Out: Unmasking the Real Shakespeare, Pearson Longman, 2005 (2006 pb), pp. 360.

Making Discreet Hay

James Lees-Milne, Diaries 1942-54, Abridged and introduced by Michael Bloch, Murray, 2006, pp. 496. First published 1975.

Cheer Up, Gloomy Dean

William Ralph Inge, D.D., C.V.O., England, Ernest Benn, 1926, pp. 302. Part of the Benn series on The Modern World: a Survey of the Historical Forces.

The Ploughman’s Canapes

Alpha of the Plough, Many Furrows, Dent, 1925, pp. 275.

Going Nowhere

Samuel Butler, Erewhon, Penguin Books, 1936. First published 1872.

Here’s One I Made Earlier

Mary Shelley, FRANKENSTEIN or The Modern Prometheus, Wordsworth Classics, 1999, pp. 175. First published 1818.

The Ploughman’s Canapes

Alpha of the Plough, Many Furrows, Dent, 1925, pp. 275.

The Alternative Brown Boy

.Richmal Crompton, William Again, George Newnes, 1923, pp. 251 & Sweet William, George Newnes, 1936, pp. 252.

How Utopian is Utopia?

Thomas More, Utopia, first (Latin) edition Louvain, 1516. First English edition in a translation by Ralph Robinson, London, 1551. Included in Thomas More, Francis Bacon, Henry Neville, Three Early Modern Utopias, edited and introduced by Susan Bruce, Oxford World’s Classics, 1999, pp. 250.

Hic fo toma modernska tipiker, da?

.Malcolm Bradbury, Rates of Exchange and Why Come to Slaka?, Picador, 2003. First published, 1983.

A Sandcastle Against a Tsunami

Sir Ernest Gowers, Plain Words: A Guide to the Use of English, HMSO, 1948, pp.94.

Get Real!

.Niccolo Machiavelli, Il Principe (De Principatibus), edited by Brian Richardson, Manchester University Press, 1979, pp. 153. First published 1532; written around 1513.
Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince, translated and edited by Peter Bondanella and Mark Musa, Oxford University Press (World’s Classics), 1984, pp. 101.

The Number One Man’s Number One Fan

.  William Hazlitt, “Characters of Shakespeare’s Plays” in Liber Amoris and Dramatic Criticisms, Peter Nevill, 1948, pp. 426. First published 1817.

Rum Little Cove

T.E.Lawrence, Seven Pillars of Wisdom, Jonathan Cape, 1935, pp.672. Originally printed and privately circulated, 1926..

Connie, Don’t Take Your Love to the Shed . . .

..D.H.Lawrence, Lady Chatterley’s Lover, Penguin Classics 2000, pp. 364. First published 1928.

The Primacy of the Will

.Samuel Smiles, Self-Help, with illustrations of conduct and perseverance, Centenary Edition, John Murray, 1958, pp. 386. First published 1859.

A Tale of Two Cities: the Sequel

W. Somerset Maugham, Christmas Holiday, Vintage (Random House), 2001, pp. 251. Originally Heinemann 1939.

Joseph Maguire

. Power and Global Sport, Zones of prestige, emulation and resistance, Routledge, 2005, pp. 198. ISBN 0 415 25280 6 (pb)

Swear by the Best of Schools

.Nick Fraser, The Importance of Being Eton: Inside the World’s Most Powerful School, Short Books, 2006, pp. 227, £12.99 hardback.

Search for the Savage Inside Yourself

.Sigmund Freud, Totem and Taboo, Some Points of Agreement between the Mental Lives of Savages and Neurotics, translated by James Strachey,Routledge, 1960, pp. 172. First published as Totem und Tabu, Hugo Heffer (Vienna, 1913).

Resisting the New Roundheads

.D.J.Taylor, On the Corinthian Spirit, The Decline of Amateurism in Sport, Yellow Jersey Press, 2006, pp. 131, price £10 (hb).

Hills ’n Trees ’n Watter

William Wordsworth, Guide to the Lakes, Henry Froude, 1906, an “exact replica” with appendices of the 5th edition published by Spottiswoode in 1835, pp.203. First edition 1810.

Get Real!

Niccolo Machiavelli, Il Principe (De Principatibus), edited by Brian Richardson, Manchester University Press, 1979, pp. 153. First published 1532; written around 1513.
Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince, translated and edited by Peter Bondanella and Mark Musa, Oxford University Press (World’s Classics), 1984, pp. 101.

Matthew and his Imaginary Friend

Matthew Arnold, Culture and Anarchy and other writings, Cambridge University Press, 1993, pp. 248. Culture and Anarchy first published 1869.

Outre-Manche, Autre-Monde

Voltaire, Lettres sur les Anglais, Cambridge University Press, 1931, pp.192. First published 1733,
http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/mod/1778voltaire-lettres.html

Don’t Envy Him!

Kingsley Amis, Lucky Jim, Penguin Classics, 2000, pp.251. First published 1954

Grimm or What?
 
Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm, The Complete Grimm’s Fairy Tales, with an Introduction by Padraic Colum, Routledge and Kegan Paul, 1975, pp. 863.
  Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm, Selected Tales, Translated with an Introduction and notes by David Luke, Penguin Classics, 1982, pp. 422.
  The Grimm Brothers’ Home Page: http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/grimm.html

The Boys’ Book of All Knowledge

Winwood Reade, The Martyrdom of Man, Watts (Thinkers’ Library), 1932, pp.454. First published, 1872.
Oh, My Friends, Be Warned By Me . . .
Hilaire Belloc, Selected Cautionary Verses, Puffin Books, 1950, pp.185. Originally 1940
God for England and Sir Arthur
Arthur Bryant, The Age of Elegance, England 1812-22, Collins, 1950 & the Reprint Society, 1954, pp.439
Why I ...think we have too many books
Published: 09 April 2004
Colourful Eminence
(Retrospective Reviews No. 5: Lytton Strachey, Eminent Victorians, 1918). References are to the Pelican edition.)
How cool is this?
(Retrospective Reviews No.4: A.J.Ayer, Language, Truth and Logic, 1936. References are to the Pelican edition.)
History with a Happy Ending?
(Retrospective Reviews No. 3: David Hume, The History of England, Vol. 6.)
Tom Brown's Schooldays:
Thomas Hughes, Tom Brown’s Schooldays, 1857
What is it about Lizzy?
(Retrospective Reviews No. 1: Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice, 1813)
April 2005

 

Cheer Up, Gloomy Dean


William Ralph Inge, D.D., C.V.O., England, Ernest Benn, 1926, pp. 302. Part of the Benn series on The Modern World: a Survey of the Historical Forces.


       W.R. Inge (1860-1954) was one of the best known pundits of the inter-war period. His opinions were on offer not just in the pulpit, but in the lecture hall and in books, magazines and newspapers and, towards the end of his career, on the radio. He was Dean of St. Paul’s from 1911 to 1934 and his title, like that of Dr. Johnson, became a kind of forename: he was almost invariably know as “Dean Inge” to a wider public. He was also known as “the Gloomy Dean” because of the general pessimism of his view of society. It must have been a bold step in some respects to offer him the home turf in Benn’s Modern World series, but in purely commercial terms it paid off handsomely. My edition is the third, all produced rapidly within 1926, and it takes account of the failure of the General Strike.
       England consists of six chapters: “The Land and its Inhabitants”, “The Soul of England”, “Empire”, “Industrialism”, “Democracy” and “Epilogue”. All treat their subjects very broadly. The long chapter on the Empire, for example, is less than half about the Empire in strict terms, but is more generally concerned with Britain’s place in the world. Therein lies a problem because the dean is as shifting and slack about whether he is talking about Britain or England as any sports commentator. In most of the chapter on Empire, for example, he seems to equate Britain and England, but then he complains that

It has been a bad sign that England, in the narrower sense, has not taken her place as the predominant partner. We are governed by Scots, Welsh, Irish and Jews. (p. 158)

       So who are we, according to the Dean? It is a question which dominates the first two chapters. He refuses to swallow the racial-national myths of the time, but shifts through the academic evidence quite carefully to conclude that we are a mixture of a large number of Germanic and Scandinavian tribes with pre-existing peoples of Mediterranean origin. A “mongrel” race, in other words, and he is opposed to  the use of the term “Celt”. Logically, he ought also to be opposed to the term “Anglo-Saxon”, but he uses it casually on a number of occasions. The two things he is completely wrong about, according to the DNA research of our own times, is that he boldly asserts that the Romans did not interbreed with the local population and that the Germanic invaders did not interbreed with the previous population. It is as if he wants us to be “Anglo-Saxons”, but has to accept at least some of the evidence that we are not.
       His account of our “soul” or “national character” is equally contradictory. But, of course, this is the general form for any such account based either on outsiders’ descriptions or on self-ascription or both. We are gentle, but brutal, humble, but arrogant, perfidious, but fair etc. One particular contradiction captures the eye. Inge repeats the story of the “Private of the Buffs” who refuses to kow-tow to a Chinese warlord and is executed for his gesture while 150 asians, who do abase themselves, are spared. A true Englishman? But then we are offered a story of the Duke of Wellington:

Another characteristic, which seems to belong to the nation without distinction of class, is a commonsense prudence and practicality which readily surrenders “the point of honour” to utility. A story of the Duke of Wellington during the Peninsular War is a good illustration. He had planned a combined operation on a large scale, and called on the Spanish General to secure his co-operation. That hidalgo replied that it was not consistent with his dignity to grant a request from the English commander unless he went down on his knees to ask for it. The Duke explained afterwards that he wanted the thing done, and did not care a twopenny damn about going on his knees; “so down I plumped”. No French or German general would have abased his dignity in this way, and presumably the operation would have been given up. (p. 65)

Putting aside the technicalities that no source is given for this story and that the Duke was, in a sense, an Irishman, I am inclined to say that the “Private of the Buffs” was an idiot – and a very un-English one at that – and the Duke, in this story as in general, is a fine example of the pragmatic wheeling, dealing and sound administrative practice which gave us the Empire.
       So, can anything be said about “National Character” except that arguing about it is like wrestling in a pool full of olive oil? In the end, the dean opts for two characteristics: individualism and a higher than normal immunity to dogma and superstition. Both the General and the Private in the above stories can then be seen as individualists: the private is making his own (rather costly) gesture whereas the Duke is acting in the general interest, but in his own way. So - independence and no-nonsense; stand on your own two feet and shout bollocks. Here we must examine his views on religion. They are not very explicit except in one respect: he is not ecumenical. Though he does not actually call the Pope the Anti-Christ it is very clear that in his view if you cannot be an Anglican (or possibly a Methodist) it would be far, far better not to be religious at all. Calling yourself a Christian does not make you one; true Englishmen were opposed to the papacy long before the reformation and you cannot be an Englishman in the real sense and also be a catholic. We are never anti-clerical precisely because our opposition to the superstition and dogma which define Catholicism pre-empts any need for anti-clericalism. Our historic enemies all fall under the heading of Caesaropapism, which includes all those popes and catholic monarchs and Napoleon, a sort of “humanitarian” pope. Incidentally, the Dean is as passionately in favour of animal rights as he is opposed to suffragettes, which gives him yet further reason for detesting Southern Europeans, generally co-extensive with catholics.
       His enthusiasm for empire is considerable, but moderate. That is, he is no fantasy imperialist (like Beaverbrook or Churchill) who thinks the empire can persist and strengthen as an economic and political unit. He sees it, in the conventional way, as a kind of accident:

No deep-laid schemes of founding an empire were ever made in this country. (p. 90)

There is also much for a Christian to regret in the history of empire, including piracy and slavery. The crucial periods in the rise of British power are the Elizabethan, when we achieved the improbable in maintaining national independence, and the war of 1756-63 when our dominance of India and North America was assured. But self-government was always the norm and central control was never an option. Indeed, his general statement about Empire is that:

The Commonwealth of self-governing societies, which we still call by the honoured name of the British Empire, has many claims to our admiration and loyalty. (p. 88)

However, it cannot be sustained: we are essentially a small power, now weakened by the Great War and out-ranked by our former colony, the United States. Our economic and political problems are fundamental.
       Which brings us to the dean at his gloomiest, in descriptions of an England which is over-populated, dependent on imported food, idle, riven with class hatred and unable to compete with newly industrialised nations. A political system which brings labour (and Labour) to power determined to further shackle economic vigour through legislation. We are all doomed, at least in the medium term; it is going to get a lot worse before it gets better. “Democracy” is neither sensible nor consistent with our parliamentary tradition. But there is no alternative: an “English Mussolini” would neither work nor fit our ways. We must struggle on and keep what is good alive through the Church and the public schools. It is interesting to note that the Dean is not terribly worried by Soviet Communism which he considers to be an absurdity which will collapse into a conservative peasant republic. His fears are mainly of “syndicalism” and its cousins, trade unionism and “Guild Socialism”.
       Social commentators in our own day are pretty keen not to be judged on their capacity to prophesy. But the Dean has a good deal to say about the remaining three quarters of the twentieth century and scores rather high marks for prediction. Because of the American insistence on the “Balkanisation” of Europe (Wilson) and French determination to screw the Germans into the ground (Clemenceau) Great War Part II is inevitable. It will be marked by horrors and barbarities hitherto inconceivable. (Keep going, Dean, this is good!) Next,

The only other type of government which seems to me possible has been already sketched in this chapter – bureaucratic State Socialism. At present there is no movement in this direction; but it might not improbably follow another European War. If this country were involved in another struggle for its existence, like the Great War of 1914-18, there would certainly be not only compulsory military service, but a mobilization of all the available resources of the country – what is sometimes called a conscription of wealth. In other words, for the duration of the war, a bureaucratic State Socialism would be hastily installed and organised. The condition of the country at the end of the war, whether we were successful or not, would be such that an arbitrary government of a military type would be a necessity . . . . In this way a system of State Socialism might be established and, once established, it might have a long life. (p. 270)

 . . . though it would eventually collapse, perhaps under American influence. I cannot help but compare this rather shrewd prognosis with that of its contemporary, Where Is Britain Going? by Leon Trotsky which is wrong in every conceivable respect. Yet I have met lots of Trotskyites and no Ingeans. This is partly because of the human capacity for stupidity and partly because liberals and conservatives don’t do intellectual cults.
       So cheer up, Gloomy Dean. You rightly said that the twentieth century would be difficult, but that the one after might just be better. If the English Imperial Project, considered broadly, is to create a world which is capitalist, free-trading, English-speaking and increasingly free from dogma and superstition, then its fate perked up considerably towards the end of the twentieth century. A lot of your enemies, including the Catholics and various forms of socialist had a bad time. You did think that the fate of our imperial interests in the broadest sense would depend on improved relations with the Americans which would, in turn, depend on them being more grateful and reasonable:

Much will depend on the friendliness of the United States, on which we cannot count, but of which we need not despair. (p. 278)

Well, you would have liked the Cold War, the “Special Relationship” and NATO and all that – and the result of the Cold War. You would have loved Margaret Thatcher. On the down side, you had no conception of the “Islamic revival”, nor would it have occurred to you that Great Britain would have considerable immigration. You wouldn’t have liked these things. Moreover marriage and the family have declined beyond your worst fears.
       Inge’s political premises were more “Old Liberal” than anything else, though the kind of Liberal who, when the “strange death” occurred, headed for the Tory party rather than Labour and with many individual eccentricities. Perhaps, more than anything else, he was a nationalist for a nation which could never be “little”. His concluding sentiment is,

This much I can avow, that never, even when the stormclouds appear blackest, have I been tempted to wish that I was other than an Englishman. (p. 290)

Lincoln Allison

Copyright C Sheen 2005