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Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Feds?

Herbert J. Storing (Ed.), The Anti-Federalist; Writings by the Opponents of the Constitution, selected by Murray Dry from The Complete Anti-Federalist, University of Chicago Press, 1985, pp. 374, consisting of material originally written 1787-8.

 

Genuine Wise Guys

Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, John Jay, The Federalist Papers, New American Library, 1961. First published as newspaper articles, 1787-8.

Heroic Autonomy

 

Varieties of Amateurism

Amateurism in British Sport: it matters not who won or lost? Ed. D. Porter and S. Wagg (Routledge, 2008, pp. 201)


Bloomsbury’s Hombre

Gerald Brenan, South from Granada, Penguin Books, 1963. First published by Hamish Hamilton in 1957.


WSG and the English Satirical Tradition

W.S.Gilbert, The Savoy Operas Volume I with an Introduction by David Cecil and Notes on the Operas by Derek Hudson, pp.396 and Volume II with an Introduction by Bridget D’Oyly Carte, also with Notes on the Operas by Derek Hudson, pp. 423, Oxford University Press (World’s Classics), 1962. First produced 1875-96.


The Impossibility of Being Mediaeval

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sir Nigel, John Murray, 1965, pp. 371. First published by Smith, Elder & Co., 1906.


On being from “the North”

Stuart Maconie, Pies and Prejudice: in search of the North, Ebury Press, 2007, pp. 338


The Founder of the Feast

Charles Dickens, “A Christmas Carol”, pp. 19-85 of Christmas Books, Collins, 1979, pp. 383. First published 1843.


Monologue Concerning Unnatural Religion

Christopher Hitchens, God is Not Great: the case against religion, Atlantic Books, 2007, pp. 307.


Highmindedness – and in its Purest Form

John Stuart Mill, Autobiography, in John Stuart Mill, Autobiography and Literary Essays, being Volume I of the Collected Works, edited by John M. Robson and Jack Stillinger, University of Toronto Press and Routledge & Kegan Paul, 1981, pp. 1-290 including alternative versions of the text. First published 1873.


The Prime Minister who “Got it”

John Major, More than a Game: the story of cricket’s early years, Harper, 2007, pp. 433


The Lost Theory of the Psychowannabe

Harold D. Lasswell, Psychopathology and Politics, A New Edition with Afterthoughts by the Author, Viking Press, New York, 1960, pp. 319. First published 1930.


All the History You’ll Ever Need to Know

W.C.Sellar and R.J.Yeatman, 1066 and All That, illustrated by John Reynolds, Gent., Methuen, 1930, pp. 115.


Marxism’s Trojan Horse?

Antonio Gramsci, The Modern Prince and other writings, translated by Louis Marks, International Publishers (New York), 1968, pp. 192. (Italian versions in Antonio Gramsci, Gli Intellettuali (pp. 282) and Note sul Machiavelli (pp. 475), both Editori Riuniti (Rome), 1971.


A Discussion in Three Acts

Bernard Shaw, Major Barbara, Longman’s Study Texts, 1985, pp. 173. First published 1907.


School Story

Herbert Hayens, Play Up, Buffs!, Collins, 1925, pp. 314


Fascist? Moi?

Giovanni Gentile, Origins and Doctrine of Fascism, with selections from other works, translated, edited and annotated by A. James Gregor, Transaction Publishers, fourth printing, 2007.

Foodies, Faddies, Fogeys and Fanatics.

Digby Anderson, The English at Table, The Social Affairs Unit, 2006, pp. 150.

The Play’s the Thing – remember

Brenda James and William D. Rubinstein, The Truth Will Out: Unmasking the Real Shakespeare, Pearson Longman, 2005 (2006 pb), pp. 360.

Making Discreet Hay

James Lees-Milne, Diaries 1942-54, Abridged and introduced by Michael Bloch, Murray, 2006, pp. 496. First published 1975.

Cheer Up, Gloomy Dean

William Ralph Inge, D.D., C.V.O., England, Ernest Benn, 1926, pp. 302. Part of the Benn series on The Modern World: a Survey of the Historical Forces.

The Ploughman’s Canapes

Alpha of the Plough, Many Furrows, Dent, 1925, pp. 275.

Going Nowhere

Samuel Butler, Erewhon, Penguin Books, 1936. First published 1872.

Here’s One I Made Earlier

Mary Shelley, FRANKENSTEIN or The Modern Prometheus, Wordsworth Classics, 1999, pp. 175. First published 1818.

The Ploughman’s Canapes

Alpha of the Plough, Many Furrows, Dent, 1925, pp. 275.

The Alternative Brown Boy

.Richmal Crompton, William Again, George Newnes, 1923, pp. 251 & Sweet William, George Newnes, 1936, pp. 252.

How Utopian is Utopia?

Thomas More, Utopia, first (Latin) edition Louvain, 1516. First English edition in a translation by Ralph Robinson, London, 1551. Included in Thomas More, Francis Bacon, Henry Neville, Three Early Modern Utopias, edited and introduced by Susan Bruce, Oxford World’s Classics, 1999, pp. 250.

Hic fo toma modernska tipiker, da?

.Malcolm Bradbury, Rates of Exchange and Why Come to Slaka?, Picador, 2003. First published, 1983.

A Sandcastle Against a Tsunami

Sir Ernest Gowers, Plain Words: A Guide to the Use of English, HMSO, 1948, pp.94.

Get Real!

.Niccolo Machiavelli, Il Principe (De Principatibus), edited by Brian Richardson, Manchester University Press, 1979, pp. 153. First published 1532; written around 1513.
Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince, translated and edited by Peter Bondanella and Mark Musa, Oxford University Press (World’s Classics), 1984, pp. 101.

The Number One Man’s Number One Fan

.  William Hazlitt, “Characters of Shakespeare’s Plays” in Liber Amoris and Dramatic Criticisms, Peter Nevill, 1948, pp. 426. First published 1817.

Rum Little Cove

T.E.Lawrence, Seven Pillars of Wisdom, Jonathan Cape, 1935, pp.672. Originally printed and privately circulated, 1926..

Connie, Don’t Take Your Love to the Shed . . .

..D.H.Lawrence, Lady Chatterley’s Lover, Penguin Classics 2000, pp. 364. First published 1928.

The Primacy of the Will

.Samuel Smiles, Self-Help, with illustrations of conduct and perseverance, Centenary Edition, John Murray, 1958, pp. 386. First published 1859.

A Tale of Two Cities: the Sequel

W. Somerset Maugham, Christmas Holiday, Vintage (Random House), 2001, pp. 251. Originally Heinemann 1939.

Joseph Maguire

. Power and Global Sport, Zones of prestige, emulation and resistance, Routledge, 2005, pp. 198. ISBN 0 415 25280 6 (pb)

Swear by the Best of Schools

.Nick Fraser, The Importance of Being Eton: Inside the World’s Most Powerful School, Short Books, 2006, pp. 227, £12.99 hardback.

Search for the Savage Inside Yourself

.Sigmund Freud, Totem and Taboo, Some Points of Agreement between the Mental Lives of Savages and Neurotics, translated by James Strachey,Routledge, 1960, pp. 172. First published as Totem und Tabu, Hugo Heffer (Vienna, 1913).

Resisting the New Roundheads

.D.J.Taylor, On the Corinthian Spirit, The Decline of Amateurism in Sport, Yellow Jersey Press, 2006, pp. 131, price £10 (hb).

Hills ’n Trees ’n Watter

William Wordsworth, Guide to the Lakes, Henry Froude, 1906, an “exact replica” with appendices of the 5th edition published by Spottiswoode in 1835, pp.203. First edition 1810.

Get Real!

Niccolo Machiavelli, Il Principe (De Principatibus), edited by Brian Richardson, Manchester University Press, 1979, pp. 153. First published 1532; written around 1513.
Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince, translated and edited by Peter Bondanella and Mark Musa, Oxford University Press (World’s Classics), 1984, pp. 101.

Matthew and his Imaginary Friend

Matthew Arnold, Culture and Anarchy and other writings, Cambridge University Press, 1993, pp. 248. Culture and Anarchy first published 1869.

Outre-Manche, Autre-Monde

Voltaire, Lettres sur les Anglais, Cambridge University Press, 1931, pp.192. First published 1733,
http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/mod/1778voltaire-lettres.html

Don’t Envy Him!

Kingsley Amis, Lucky Jim, Penguin Classics, 2000, pp.251. First published 1954

Grimm or What?
 
Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm, The Complete Grimm’s Fairy Tales, with an Introduction by Padraic Colum, Routledge and Kegan Paul, 1975, pp. 863.
  Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm, Selected Tales, Translated with an Introduction and notes by David Luke, Penguin Classics, 1982, pp. 422.
  The Grimm Brothers’ Home Page: http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/grimm.html

The Boys’ Book of All Knowledge

Winwood Reade, The Martyrdom of Man, Watts (Thinkers’ Library), 1932, pp.454. First published, 1872.
Oh, My Friends, Be Warned By Me . . .
Hilaire Belloc, Selected Cautionary Verses, Puffin Books, 1950, pp.185. Originally 1940
God for England and Sir Arthur
Arthur Bryant, The Age of Elegance, England 1812-22, Collins, 1950 & the Reprint Society, 1954, pp.439
Why I ...think we have too many books
Published: 09 April 2004
Colourful Eminence
(Retrospective Reviews No. 5: Lytton Strachey, Eminent Victorians, 1918). References are to the Pelican edition.)
How cool is this?
(Retrospective Reviews No.4: A.J.Ayer, Language, Truth and Logic, 1936. References are to the Pelican edition.)
History with a Happy Ending?
(Retrospective Reviews No. 3: David Hume, The History of England, Vol. 6.)
Tom Brown's Schooldays:
Thomas Hughes, Tom Brown’s Schooldays, 1857
What is it about Lizzy?
(Retrospective Reviews No. 1: Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice, 1813)
April 2005

 

The Ploughman’s Canapes

Alpha of the Plough, Many Furrows, Dent, 1925, pp. 275.

 

     In far off South Island someone is giving a paper on “E.V.Lucas, A.G.Gardiner and the Fate of the English Essay”. In India one journalist accuses another from a rival paper of wanting to be like A.G.Gardiner, but without the talent. From Amazon you can buy Stephen Koss’s 1973 book Fleet Street Radical: A.G.Gardiner and The Daily News. In History Today for the year 2000 you can read Edward Pearce’s article comparing Gardiner with J.L.Garvin as powerful Edwardian editors. Various older English language readers include a Gardiner essay for students to read.
       But these are relatively thin pickings on the internet for an editor who was once powerful and an essayist who had many fans. Gardiner was a career journalist born in Essex in 1865 who left school at the minimum age and rose to become editor of The Daily News, a position he held for the first fifteen years of the twentieth century. His demise came about due to a feud with Lloyd George; the Cadbury family, who owned the paper, stayed loyal to LG rather than to their editor. Thereafter, he pursued a much gentler course, writing essays under the pen name “Alpha of the Plough”, mainly for The Star. One of his many admirers was my father who used to dive into second-hand bookshops in strange towns when we were on holiday in the 1950s to see if they had any of his books. He ended up with at least one copy of everything except, so far as I know, the biography of Sir William Harcourt. For sheer lack of anything else to do (a good condition in late childhood) I also read them. I can’t remember much about them, but I think that a certain proportion of my idea of what it is to be a “writer” was formed by Gardiner.
       Many Furrows consists of 56 essays written when the author was in his late fifties. There is no indication that the author is A.G.Gardiner, but nor was it any kind of secret. There is little overlap between these essays and Gardiner’s more political writings such as the profiles of his contemporaries collected as Prophets, Priests and Kings. But, if you know the background, it is impossible to ignore (say) this comment, from an essay “On Smiles”:

In an estimate of the qualities that have contributed to Mr. Lloyd George’s amazing success a high place would have to be given to the twinkling smile, so merry and mischievous, so engagingly frank and yet so essentially secret and calculating, with which, by the help of the photographer, he has irradiated his generation. If Mr. Asquith had learned how to smile for public consumption, the history of English politics, and even of the world, would have been vastly different . . . (p. 193)

And in “On People with One Idea” he remembers leaving the House of Commons on August 3rd 1914, having heard Sir Edward Grey announce the ultimatum to Germany, and sharing a cab with an acquaintance who railed on about vivisection. One-track-mindedness was a particular phobia of Gardiner’s though few people could illustrate it as he could with a personal reminiscence about one of the great moments of history.
       In general these essays are the musings of a middle-aged man who accepts that he is in the autumn of his life. He often reflects on age and ageing. He remarks that, when fully employed, he never looked in a shop window, but now he admires them and defers to the extraordinary range of skills which women bring to the art of shopping. He defends November against its detractors and the claims of rival months. He compares the aloof crowd at Lord’s with the more robust atmosphere of the Oval. He much prefers the English habit of calling men by their initials to the American enthusiasm for Christian names (and was secretive about his own names which were actually the commonplace Alfred George). He reflects on the handshake as the accepted English form of bodily contact and extols the pleasures of watching the moon in the country, unavailable to Londoners because of what we would now call light pollution. His enthusiasms are gardening, the countryside (especially the Chilterns), cricket and his wife, Jane.
       Reading 56 essays of this kind, all close to four and a half pages in length, is the equivalent to making a meal out of canapés. The charm of the genre is the sense of freedom and the unexpected: you don’t have to plough through too much on the same subject. Unlike academic writing it requires no definition of “field” and unlike most journalism it requires neither specialisation nor topicality. It is a form of writing which has almost entirely disappeared from our newspapers: if A.G. were to offer his services now he would surely be required to write shorter pieces and to “pin” them onto news or celebrity stories. Or he would end up as a gardening or countryside correspondent. I know of one national newspaper editor in the 21st century who announced his intention to purge his paper of anything “reflective” and Gardiner was nothing if not reflective.
       At first, then, Many Furrows seems to consist of pure whimsy: observations and remarks, gently mixed with opinions on subjects about which most people don’t bother to have opinions. It is the English essay as practised by William Hazlitt, to whom Gardiner often refers, and Robert Lynd, who was a personal friend, rather than the driven, challenging form of essay produced by Hume or Orwell. Where is the passionate, liberal polemicist in all this? Very slowly and subtly he comes into focus. There is a clear post-career scepticism about the public realm and those who inhabit it. Also a scepticism about big ideas and enthusiasm. In “On Living Forever” he gently but firmly demolishes not only his initial target, a visiting American speaker called Rutherford who is promising us much longer lives, but also the idea of eternity, with a cricketer’s philosophical take that unless we are sooner or later “out” nothing has any meaning. He extols the small and private: the habits and tolerances of marriage, the products of the kitchen garden, the lonely November walk across the hills. He is often on the bus, starting his essays with observations made and conversations heard there. He sees morality as almost entirely convention, albeit necessary or useful convention and is scornful of those who would expect much scruple from human beings in their commercial activities.
       The endemic “anti-semitism” of the times also emerges. In “Ourselves and Others” he half commends, half criticises Americans for being able to pursue their own interests without worrying too much about rival considerations and then adds:

They are inferior, of course, to the Jews, whose insensibility to the feelings of others sometimes passes belief. It is the heritage no doubt of two thousand years of buffetings by a hostile world, and it enables them to support their superior qualities of brain to the maximum. But they are trying and often offensive, even to those of us who loathe the gospel according to Mr. Belloc. (p. 172)

And an essay called “An Offer of £10,000” starts with his receiving a letter from a Mr. Rosen offering to lend him money (yes, even eighty years ago!). It is very sarcastic and accompanied by a couple of sketches in the “eternal Jew” tradition.
       Looking back, I regard my father’s (mild) obsession with AGG as odd. He wasn’t remotely like the man, though perhaps he wanted to be. I, on the other hand, feel the bond of strong similarities, particularly reading him now when I am the age he was when he wrote. We have many of the same interests and opinions. Like him I think that my natural form of expression is the essay. He is unable to resist announcing that he has, at the age of 58, “troubled the scorers” in a cricket match more than anyone else in the match. And I cannot resist adding that last year, also at the age of 58, so did I. If I believed in that sort of thing I might be drawn into the remark that Gardiner died in 1946, very shortly before I was born . . . .

 

                         Lincoln Allison

Copyright C Sheen 2005