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Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Feds?

Herbert J. Storing (Ed.), The Anti-Federalist; Writings by the Opponents of the Constitution, selected by Murray Dry from The Complete Anti-Federalist, University of Chicago Press, 1985, pp. 374, consisting of material originally written 1787-8.

 

Genuine Wise Guys

Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, John Jay, The Federalist Papers, New American Library, 1961. First published as newspaper articles, 1787-8.

Heroic Autonomy

 

Varieties of Amateurism

Amateurism in British Sport: it matters not who won or lost? Ed. D. Porter and S. Wagg (Routledge, 2008, pp. 201)


Bloomsbury’s Hombre

Gerald Brenan, South from Granada, Penguin Books, 1963. First published by Hamish Hamilton in 1957.


WSG and the English Satirical Tradition

W.S.Gilbert, The Savoy Operas Volume I with an Introduction by David Cecil and Notes on the Operas by Derek Hudson, pp.396 and Volume II with an Introduction by Bridget D’Oyly Carte, also with Notes on the Operas by Derek Hudson, pp. 423, Oxford University Press (World’s Classics), 1962. First produced 1875-96.


The Impossibility of Being Mediaeval

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sir Nigel, John Murray, 1965, pp. 371. First published by Smith, Elder & Co., 1906.


On being from “the North”

Stuart Maconie, Pies and Prejudice: in search of the North, Ebury Press, 2007, pp. 338


The Founder of the Feast

Charles Dickens, “A Christmas Carol”, pp. 19-85 of Christmas Books, Collins, 1979, pp. 383. First published 1843.


Monologue Concerning Unnatural Religion

Christopher Hitchens, God is Not Great: the case against religion, Atlantic Books, 2007, pp. 307.


Highmindedness – and in its Purest Form

John Stuart Mill, Autobiography, in John Stuart Mill, Autobiography and Literary Essays, being Volume I of the Collected Works, edited by John M. Robson and Jack Stillinger, University of Toronto Press and Routledge & Kegan Paul, 1981, pp. 1-290 including alternative versions of the text. First published 1873.


The Prime Minister who “Got it”

John Major, More than a Game: the story of cricket’s early years, Harper, 2007, pp. 433


The Lost Theory of the Psychowannabe

Harold D. Lasswell, Psychopathology and Politics, A New Edition with Afterthoughts by the Author, Viking Press, New York, 1960, pp. 319. First published 1930.


All the History You’ll Ever Need to Know

W.C.Sellar and R.J.Yeatman, 1066 and All That, illustrated by John Reynolds, Gent., Methuen, 1930, pp. 115.


Marxism’s Trojan Horse?

Antonio Gramsci, The Modern Prince and other writings, translated by Louis Marks, International Publishers (New York), 1968, pp. 192. (Italian versions in Antonio Gramsci, Gli Intellettuali (pp. 282) and Note sul Machiavelli (pp. 475), both Editori Riuniti (Rome), 1971.


A Discussion in Three Acts

Bernard Shaw, Major Barbara, Longman’s Study Texts, 1985, pp. 173. First published 1907.


School Story

Herbert Hayens, Play Up, Buffs!, Collins, 1925, pp. 314


Fascist? Moi?

Giovanni Gentile, Origins and Doctrine of Fascism, with selections from other works, translated, edited and annotated by A. James Gregor, Transaction Publishers, fourth printing, 2007.

Foodies, Faddies, Fogeys and Fanatics.

Digby Anderson, The English at Table, The Social Affairs Unit, 2006, pp. 150.

The Play’s the Thing – remember

Brenda James and William D. Rubinstein, The Truth Will Out: Unmasking the Real Shakespeare, Pearson Longman, 2005 (2006 pb), pp. 360.

Making Discreet Hay

James Lees-Milne, Diaries 1942-54, Abridged and introduced by Michael Bloch, Murray, 2006, pp. 496. First published 1975.

Cheer Up, Gloomy Dean

William Ralph Inge, D.D., C.V.O., England, Ernest Benn, 1926, pp. 302. Part of the Benn series on The Modern World: a Survey of the Historical Forces.

The Ploughman’s Canapes

Alpha of the Plough, Many Furrows, Dent, 1925, pp. 275.

Going Nowhere

Samuel Butler, Erewhon, Penguin Books, 1936. First published 1872.

Here’s One I Made Earlier

Mary Shelley, FRANKENSTEIN or The Modern Prometheus, Wordsworth Classics, 1999, pp. 175. First published 1818.

The Ploughman’s Canapes

Alpha of the Plough, Many Furrows, Dent, 1925, pp. 275.

The Alternative Brown Boy

.Richmal Crompton, William Again, George Newnes, 1923, pp. 251 & Sweet William, George Newnes, 1936, pp. 252.

How Utopian is Utopia?

Thomas More, Utopia, first (Latin) edition Louvain, 1516. First English edition in a translation by Ralph Robinson, London, 1551. Included in Thomas More, Francis Bacon, Henry Neville, Three Early Modern Utopias, edited and introduced by Susan Bruce, Oxford World’s Classics, 1999, pp. 250.

Hic fo toma modernska tipiker, da?

.Malcolm Bradbury, Rates of Exchange and Why Come to Slaka?, Picador, 2003. First published, 1983.

A Sandcastle Against a Tsunami

Sir Ernest Gowers, Plain Words: A Guide to the Use of English, HMSO, 1948, pp.94.

Get Real!

.Niccolo Machiavelli, Il Principe (De Principatibus), edited by Brian Richardson, Manchester University Press, 1979, pp. 153. First published 1532; written around 1513.
Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince, translated and edited by Peter Bondanella and Mark Musa, Oxford University Press (World’s Classics), 1984, pp. 101.

The Number One Man’s Number One Fan

.  William Hazlitt, “Characters of Shakespeare’s Plays” in Liber Amoris and Dramatic Criticisms, Peter Nevill, 1948, pp. 426. First published 1817.

Rum Little Cove

T.E.Lawrence, Seven Pillars of Wisdom, Jonathan Cape, 1935, pp.672. Originally printed and privately circulated, 1926..

Connie, Don’t Take Your Love to the Shed . . .

..D.H.Lawrence, Lady Chatterley’s Lover, Penguin Classics 2000, pp. 364. First published 1928.

The Primacy of the Will

.Samuel Smiles, Self-Help, with illustrations of conduct and perseverance, Centenary Edition, John Murray, 1958, pp. 386. First published 1859.

A Tale of Two Cities: the Sequel

W. Somerset Maugham, Christmas Holiday, Vintage (Random House), 2001, pp. 251. Originally Heinemann 1939.

Joseph Maguire

. Power and Global Sport, Zones of prestige, emulation and resistance, Routledge, 2005, pp. 198. ISBN 0 415 25280 6 (pb)

Swear by the Best of Schools

.Nick Fraser, The Importance of Being Eton: Inside the World’s Most Powerful School, Short Books, 2006, pp. 227, £12.99 hardback.

Search for the Savage Inside Yourself

.Sigmund Freud, Totem and Taboo, Some Points of Agreement between the Mental Lives of Savages and Neurotics, translated by James Strachey,Routledge, 1960, pp. 172. First published as Totem und Tabu, Hugo Heffer (Vienna, 1913).

Resisting the New Roundheads

.D.J.Taylor, On the Corinthian Spirit, The Decline of Amateurism in Sport, Yellow Jersey Press, 2006, pp. 131, price £10 (hb).

Hills ’n Trees ’n Watter

William Wordsworth, Guide to the Lakes, Henry Froude, 1906, an “exact replica” with appendices of the 5th edition published by Spottiswoode in 1835, pp.203. First edition 1810.

Get Real!

Niccolo Machiavelli, Il Principe (De Principatibus), edited by Brian Richardson, Manchester University Press, 1979, pp. 153. First published 1532; written around 1513.
Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince, translated and edited by Peter Bondanella and Mark Musa, Oxford University Press (World’s Classics), 1984, pp. 101.

Matthew and his Imaginary Friend

Matthew Arnold, Culture and Anarchy and other writings, Cambridge University Press, 1993, pp. 248. Culture and Anarchy first published 1869.

Outre-Manche, Autre-Monde

Voltaire, Lettres sur les Anglais, Cambridge University Press, 1931, pp.192. First published 1733,
http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/mod/1778voltaire-lettres.html

Don’t Envy Him!

Kingsley Amis, Lucky Jim, Penguin Classics, 2000, pp.251. First published 1954

Grimm or What?
 
Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm, The Complete Grimm’s Fairy Tales, with an Introduction by Padraic Colum, Routledge and Kegan Paul, 1975, pp. 863.
  Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm, Selected Tales, Translated with an Introduction and notes by David Luke, Penguin Classics, 1982, pp. 422.
  The Grimm Brothers’ Home Page: http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/grimm.html

The Boys’ Book of All Knowledge

Winwood Reade, The Martyrdom of Man, Watts (Thinkers’ Library), 1932, pp.454. First published, 1872.
Oh, My Friends, Be Warned By Me . . .
Hilaire Belloc, Selected Cautionary Verses, Puffin Books, 1950, pp.185. Originally 1940
God for England and Sir Arthur
Arthur Bryant, The Age of Elegance, England 1812-22, Collins, 1950 & the Reprint Society, 1954, pp.439
Why I ...think we have too many books
Published: 09 April 2004
Colourful Eminence
(Retrospective Reviews No. 5: Lytton Strachey, Eminent Victorians, 1918). References are to the Pelican edition.)
How cool is this?
(Retrospective Reviews No.4: A.J.Ayer, Language, Truth and Logic, 1936. References are to the Pelican edition.)
History with a Happy Ending?
(Retrospective Reviews No. 3: David Hume, The History of England, Vol. 6.)
Tom Brown's Schooldays:
Thomas Hughes, Tom Brown’s Schooldays, 1857
What is it about Lizzy?
(Retrospective Reviews No. 1: Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice, 1813)
April 2005

 

Get Real!

.Niccolo Machiavelli, Il Principe (De Principatibus), edited by Brian Richardson, Manchester University Press, 1979, pp. 153. First published 1532; written around 1513.
Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince, translated and edited by Peter Bondanella and Mark Musa, Oxford University Press (World’s Classics), 1984, pp. 101.

 

      Indictment: having posed as a teacher of the history of political thought without having read Machiavelli. Furthermore, having engaged in  common and fraudulent academic practices including quoting The Prince, talking about it as if one has read it, footnoting it, &c. But if “reading it” is taken to mean all the words, in the order the author put them, then no. Begun it!
       Extenuating circumstances: One: the accused only taught the history of political thought (as opposed to contemporary political philosophy) from the age of 21 to 23. Two: it is quite difficult to read, being densely packed with references to how this Sforza put too much reliance on mercenary troops or that Borgia was too generous to the ordinary people (quite good in itself, but not if you go broke) or that Medici got it just about right. (It is addressed to Lorenzo de Medici). It is, as it were, the musings of Sir Humphrey about how cabinet and Prime ministers to different degrees cocked up their own careers and the national interest. Except that you would need a very good knowledge of Renaissance Europe to appreciate it fully. Three: it is not really political theory in our sense, let alone political philosophy. Rather, it is a strategic and tactical manual with more relevance to political science.
       The historical reason why I never had to read it goes back to 1923 when the University of Oxford allowed “modern” studies (which became Philosophy, Politics and Economics). Political theory began with Hobbes, setting a pattern which remains to this day and was imitated by most British universities and many others in the English-speaking countries, though not in the USA where courses on political thought tend to have a much broader sweep, taking in the classics and often non-European traditions of thought. The Hobbes-Locke-Rousseau-Burke-Marx-Mill tradition of doing it does represent a coherent and continuous debate about the philosophy of politics with its central questions about human nature and the possibilities and limitations of government.
       Machiavelli, on the other hand, belongs in the business school of a modern university. When I was a young visiting academic at Stanford I used to sneak into lectures at SBS. (I played rugby and soccer for them and assumed they owed me a lecture.)  I was shocked by the extent to which their training gave you not just the skills, but the tactics of how to further the interests of the organisation you worked for and thereby your own career without regard to any notion of the public interest. Differentiate your product so as to have an element of monopoly and so be able to raise prices. Always have investment options abroad so as to be able to keep wages down at home. Academic economists do not tell you how to run a company and the academic study of law is more relevant to the conceptual dilemmas faced by high court judges than to the negotiation skills needed by commercial lawyers. The study of politics certainly does not tell you how to have a political career or run a country. Only in the business school do they tell you how to be politic in the way that Machiavelli does.
       Political philosophers are much interested in forms of government. Machiavelli is not. He runs through the question in a very short first chapter: eleven lines in Italian, twelve in English. You can become a prince through hereditary right or an ecclesiastical career, by republican procedure, military strength or downright nefariousness. That doesn’t matter, but what you do with it does.
       “ . . . many writers have imagined for themselves republics and principalities that have never been seen nor known to exist in reality; for there is such a gap between how one lives and how one ought to live that anyone who abandons what is done for what ought to be done learns his ruin rather than his preservation: for a man who wishes to profess goodness at all times will come to ruin among so many who are not good. Hence it is necessary for a prince who wishes to maintain his position to learn how not to be good . . . “ (Ch.XV)
       Get real, in other words and don’t think that virtue will get you through in a wicked world. Machiavelli would have agreed with Alexander Pope’s sentiment:
       “For forms of government let fools contest,
           What’ere is best administer’d is best . . .”
Except that Pope was born in England in the year before the Glorious Revolution and spoke for an age which was heartily sick of theology, moral enthusiasm and religious wars whereas Machiavelli was writing around 1513 when it was assumed that ethical and political questions had religious answers.
       For two centuries “Machiavellian” was a synonym for cunning and wickedness and the adjective retains some of its emotive power. Was it just that he was ahead of his time, a modern business consultant in a mediaeval age? I think it’s partly that, but with a very important twist. Later philosophers – most notably Hobbes and Bentham – who sought to construct Godless moralities based on reason and consequence built themselves new ethical systems. Bentham, for example, in his essay “Of Torture”, faces the undeniable proposition, for a consequentialist, that we ought sometimes to torture people because the goodness which will come from the information we obtain will outweigh the badness of the torture. In doing so he outlines no fewer than 14 conditions which must be met before torture must be applied. Having done that torture becomes the right thing to do according to the only moral code which makes sense.
       Machiavelli uses moral language in an entirely different way. He often talks of established moral precepts as if they were true, but trivial. Chapter VIII, for instance, is about princes who acquire their power through wickedness. (Wickedness here is scelera in Latin – it is a curiosity of the text that the chapter headings are only in Latin – and scellerata e nefaria in Italian.) One’s judgement, says Machiavelli
       “ . . . depends on whether cruelty be well or badly used. Well used are those cruelties (if it is permitted to speak well of evil) that are carried out in a single stroke, done out of necessity to protect oneself, and are not continued but are instead converted into the greatest possible benefit for the subjects.”
Cruelty here is crudelta, evil is male. And if you think this is a Benthamite sentiment then consider the original of “the greatest possible benefits for the subjects”: piu utilita de’ sudditi.
       Once one is used to a linguistic style which allows that it is often right to do wrong most of Machiavelli’s practical maxims seem pretty much common sense. You must be both lion and fox: there are times for strength, but also for cunning. Have a sustainable plan for expenditure. Spin like mad (as we would say) because there are opportunities to be bad while looking good. You may have to deal harshly with the upper classes and can sometimes afford to, but you cannot be so hard on the lower classes because they are numerous and you actually need them for economic and military purposes. Develop your own loyal professional soldiery: mercenaries and auxiliaries can’t be trusted. Beware of flatterers: you should do the spinning.
       There is one which might prove more controversial. Chapter XVII is “Of Cruelty and Mercy . . ” and it insists that a prince should aim to be both loved and feared. I guess that most Prime Ministers, Managing Directors, Vice-Chancellors, Headmistresses &c in our own day would agree with that. But would they also agree that “ . . since it is difficult to join them together, it is much safer to be feared than to be loved when one of the two must be lacking.”? Much vaguely liberal sentiment in our own day insists that love is more durable than fear, but Machiavelli professes the exact opposite.
       The primacy of fear is based on an account of human nature which is parallel  to that of Hobbes:
       “For one can generally say this about men: they are ungrateful, fickle, simulators and deceivers, avoiders of danger, greedy for gain; and while you work for their good they are completely yours, offering you their blood, their property, their lives and their sons . . . when danger is far away; but when it comes nearer to you they turn away.” (Ch. XVII)
And also in the spirit of Hobbes is Machiavelli’s oft-repeated view that if you offer men order and refrain from stealing their women and confiscating their property you will have a good deal of leeway. With Hobbes, of course, this becomes a precise calculation of the rights which must be ceded to the sovereign and the limits of the subject’s obligation to accept and obey. But in Machiavelli it is a general form of advice to princes about what you can usually get away with.
       I have suggested that Machiavelli is a consequentialist in a modern way, even a Utilitarian. He fits well into that form of argument about Utilitarianism which suggests that as the scale of consequences increases Utilitarianism becomes increasingly unanswerable. “Thou shalt not kill” is a perfectly decent rule for perfectly decent ordinary chaps, but it is a rule which princes must disobey. But the cruel and nefarious must be justified by consequences. One of the people whose wickedness was gratuitous and useless was Commodus, Emperor of Rome 180-92 and the son of Marcus Aurelius (Ch. XIX). The account of Commodus is essentially similar to that in Gibbon – or, for that matter, in Ridley Scott’s film Gladiator.
       But in the final, twenty sixth, chapter there is another purpose by no means simply derived from the general ideas of order and utility. A certain political passion, which has been absent so far, gives Machiavelli’s voice a different tone. It is an Italian national project for ridding Italy of the “barbarians” who stomp all over it and a yearning  for a prince who is up to the task. It will not be easy and will require the construction of complex alliances for “whenever there has been an army made up completely of Italians it has always made a poor showing.” The model must be Ferdinand of Aragon and his achievements in Spain: Machiavelli sees his famous piety merely in terms of excellent tactics. Unfortunately, the candidate whom he had in mind was Lorenzo de’ Medici, who died shortly after Il Principe was written so Machiavelli did not bother to publish it.

                                                  Lincoln Allison

Copyright C Sheen 2005